The next 24 hours is gonna suck. Literally.
For all you vampire-loving girls heading out to the new Twilight movie--kiss the screen for me, won’t you?
(I’ll give you a $100 dollar bill if you take a photo of it and send it to me. There’s no catch. I’ll send you a $100 dollar bill and a “get out of jail free” card from my supply of monopoly money. :)
WAHOO FOR TWILIGHT TONIGHT!!!!
I will be going Saturday afternoon—celebrating my 12th wedding anniversary at the movie theater. (My husband, who couldn’t locate a decent proxy, will enthusiastically be sitting beside me, trying not to act like he has a severe case of diaper rash as he fidgets for 2 ½ hours.)
My obsession isn’t THAT bad, right?
Um……….*insert excited and awkward giggle here.*
I even had a picture taken with Rob awhile back. You're jealous now, aren't you? I wasn’t going to share it until the perfect moment presented itself. Now is one of those times and I feel like bragging. Feast your eyes on this, ladies.
Edward/Rob....yeah. We go WAY, WAAAYY back.
Okay, so I have no Photoshop capabilities. (Jordan is the one with the mad photoshop skills.) And my obsession is as thick as Crisco clogging every artery running through my system as if I had reversed lipo surgery, but—the story is fascinating. I’ll admit, I got caught up in all the fan fare. Reading the books and watching the movie is the only time I feel giddy enough to be a blood donor :)
BTW—I’m team “both”. How can you choose between Edward and Jake? They’re both great men! Although, yes……..I do tend to lean into Edward—I mean, er—lean toward the Edward side.
Ha ha ha h…..
I am dying to know how good it is. The first movie was just “alright” to me. But this second movie looks killer.
Please, PUH-LEASE leave me a comment and let me know how you liked the movie! I’m dying to know. (As is my husband.)
Nothing screams: “I love you, honey. Happy anniversary! I’m glad I married this fanatical woman who has attended the Twilight Saga two years in a row on our anniversary, and who is hoping for more in the future….”
But I haven’t let him down completely—I’ve planned ahead, like we women tend to do. I’ll kindly haul my hubby into the theater with a HUGE tote bag filled with bribery treats, juice, straws, and toys like his phone with wi-fi access and let him surf the web while I watch. (Does anyone else have a similar plan?)
I’ll try to keep a good eye on him when it’s not on Edward or Jake to make sure he isn’t picking his nose out of boredom.
Happy anniversary to my awesome hubby—he truly is the best daddy and hubby out there. He’s so patient (…and tolerant…) and loving (…obedient….) to attend with me. I love you, babe! Thanks for a great 12 years and counting!
To all you fanatical Twi-hards, feel free to give me an update on your movie-going experience. Heck--rate it like a 5 star hotel, 5 being the best!
If it’s a 0………then that bites. (Ha ha, all these dumb puns.)
My husband requests a report card so he can enter the movie theater with a little bit more momentum than my foot kickin’ him down the movie aisle. (Nothing like the "ole' ball and chain" to get you down that movie aisle, huh?)
Have a fun and thrilling weekend ladies! And don’t forget to check out Jordan’s post while waiting for the clock to turn every hour. We’ve only been waiting a year…and now it’s only hours away!! To help you pass the time, read Jordan’s funny story of how she is combating potty training with her 2 year old. It makes you bond with her because not only is her story relatable, but humorous. I admit, I had to stifle a few giggles because I’ve been there myself with three kids now. Kiddo #4 and all his 'boy-missing-toilet' adventures awaits me next year….
Check out her story here, and if you're craving to know MMA's mascot, theme song, and super heroes, check out Jordan's new post here!
If you get a chance, please update me if you’ve seen the movie!!
(mY HuSbaNd SinCerLy ThaNks YoU!.)
Have a great weekend!