May 04, 2009

Lost In Translation



I love the picture above. The instructions were thought out with g-r-e-a-t care. I love how the artist captured the perfect angle as he drew his subject. I love the message: 'Slip because you want too.'

I am drawn to silly, comical things. The stupider--the better--but it’s usually funnier after 10pm. (I admit, some things are Just. Plain. Dumb. no matter what time of day it is.)

I love to laugh! Laughing is infectious, it’s healing. Laughing always brightens my day. Acting stupid and silly—is even better. (For example: the garbage can blog…sigh. Classic. That was fun!) Life is just too short to care what people think--so I may as well have fun :)

The following pictures came via email—and I just couldn’t stop laughing and I HAD to share!

The commentary in BROWN is from the original author.
Commentary in PURPLE and ITALIZIEDis mine.


Enjoy!!






But……what if I don’t want to keep it when I’m done?


I think it was that 'screw you' comment...




That would explain the beer cubs outside...



Any pregnant woman over 70 would automatically be disabled...






Got too many kids?






It varies from day to day…..they never know which kind. At least the sign helps eliminates confusion …





Translation: 'no parking on bicyclists at any time'








I wouldn't dare...







I think it's healthy to meet your produce. This is where I meet all my new “friends.” I met the most sweet, enjoyable tangerine the other day…who is no longer with us...









Yeah, cheated out of breathing...








Dude, I do NOT want to be under these fireworks when they explode for their city celebration…












I give my life and my company, but they just keep demanding more...












And if you’re dead, get to a hospital.








The wheels on the "bus" go round and round...









I'll keep a look out....








If you automatically thought of me as one of your 3 friends—then you should be fine.
Dang it.


















It looks like someone needs to go to “oz”….






















“Your mama’s so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.”

Oh! Oh! Better yet…

“Your mama’s so fat, the only thing attracted to her is gravity!”



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9 comments:

Mama Nut said...

Wow thanks for the laugh!! And I had a good one, even wake my husband up!

Thanks for coming by my blog! You are follower 50 YAY! You should get some special prize, but I can't think of anything.... :)

Mama Nut said...

Oh, and I tried to find your email, to email this instead of a comment, but I couldn't find it, maybe I am blind. Anyway, I couldn't get your first two buttons working, so I looked in the coding and the "href="http://" got misplaced after the address. Thought you might want to know so you can fix it for all those other readers that are going to want one when you are widely discovered :)

AnnieAd said...

I have seen most of these before, but they are always good for a laugh. Thanks for posting them.

Camryn said...

Good eyes! Thanks Mama Nut!!
It's all fixed!
Thanks so much :)

Angela said...

Your so great. Thanks for the laugh today.

Witz End said...

Your posts always make me laugh. It's a welcome relief from the chaos of mommy-hood!

Heather said...

I love these! Some of them are new to me, I love the fish feeding one! I laughed until tears were streaming down my face.

Terresa said...

this is lovely. I'm bookmarking your blog already, for a good laugh. You rock!
btw, found you on Mormon Mommy blogs. Blog on, girl friend! ;)

Katy said...

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!