May 02, 2009
Mean Mommy University Is Now Enrolling
Several days ago I had a ReaL nightmare. It was the kind that makes you twitch, the kind that makes you break out into a cold sweat. Only 4 more weeks were left until my nightmare became a reality.
Only 4 precious weeks remained until my sanity would be tested like a marshmello left under a UV heat lamp like I was a lab experiment under the care of un-trained scientists.
4 weeks...and my kids will be home for 3 months solid for summer break.
(*insert full-blown hysterical sobbing here*)
I realized I needed something that would help me "escape" from the long months ahead with children coming and going, so I decided I needed to focus energy into something fun for me....
Because it's gonna be a L-O-N-G summer.
(*Add another insert--the universal sigh from mothers everywhere*)
Starting in June, Mean Mommy University is going to offer contests--and they're going to be dumb. But the upside--there is going to be giveaways and prizes!!
Who doesn't like free stuff?!
Rest assured, we won't be giving away loofah sponges, or custom made glow-in-the-dark toilet seats that also come with a complimentary glow-in-the-dark toilet brush for your husband for Father's day. (But that would be cool....because nothing says I love you more than giving the man in your life a glowing toilet brush with a built-in strobe light just to make sure he can "see" those hard to reach grimy places. And, for $20 more, you can upgrade to the Deluxe model with a built-in ihome so he can listen to his music....I better get this thing patented!!)
Okay--so the giveaways and freebies I'll be doing this summer won't be anything insanely moronic like that. There really aren't any rules--however--your chances of winning fun stuff will increase if you choose to enroll in the "MMU's Mean Mommies" (on the sidebar) by clicking on the "follow" button or the "sign in" button. (If you already have an account--then your work is done!)
Mean Mommy University is an open blog for EVeRyOnE, no need to be shy, because we all have one thing in common. We are all trying to be the best person, or the best mommy, or the best wife possible. We are all trying to make it through the day--with our sanity intact--and hoping to come away a survivor!
So, with that said, welcome to Mean Mommy University! Welcome to the "Mean Mommy" club--the realm where "wickedly-mean" moms and women gather. This is what we are about. To have fun, to find humor, to relate, and to know--a chocolate chip cookie really makes everything better and temporarily numbs the chaos of your world for a few skittish seconds to help you find that peace that you so desperately need!
And, I'll be eating a lot of them this summer...