Jordan has recently returned from vacation. I envy her. I wish we could take off and go play somewhere too. Check out her 18 things she found out while on vacation. Some of her ideas are brilliant!
Sorry to Jojo and the rest of our Mean Mommy readers for the delay on her plug. I have been dealing with a sick, aging dog. Yep. In fact...........
Up on the auction block today I have a spankin' deal on an 11 year-old barfing retriever.
She even comes with natural "fertilizer"!!
What? Your kids cry every time she limps into their room? They're afraid she'll barf on their carpet? They run at the sight of her, climb the highest fence as she goes outside with them? Is the retching sound too much to listen to?
No problem! (Ear plugs are sOoOo overrated.)
With our offer--we'll throw in a shovel and a cart full of Walmart bags to hang around her neck for your pleasure! (Not to be confused with bagging her head to muffle the noise and using the shovel to bury her...*tisk, tisk, tisk*)
Still undecided about this investment? Stick her out on your porch and I guarantee solicitors will steer clear of your door! Because nothing screams "unwelcome" like a pile of dog barf. (Permeating smells included.)
Hurry! This deal won't last! (literally.)