My 5 year old daughter has a toy crab. But she has a hard time pronouncing the “b” and depending on the word, the "b" turns into a "p".
In this case, the word "CRAB" is "CRAP".
Her toy “crap” also squirts water. A few days ago she was playing with it in the bathroom sink. I then caught her chasing her 3 year old brother down the hall giggling, “My crap is getting you wet!”
So so bad, but so funny!
My morning entertainment didn't stop there. She found a bowl and filled it with water. Placing her toy crab in it, she began screaming excitedly, “Look! My crap is swimming!”
I’m laughing too hard to correct her. :)